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Groupies wanted

Post by Alex » Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:09 pm

I will be returning to SA at the end of november and need some groupies to assist me while climbing.

As a groupie, your duties will include:
-making coffee
-making jaffles
-carrying my pack
-shouting encouragement and waving pompoms while I climb

You must be:
-young (but legal)
-well endowed
-and have no interest in taking up climbing yourself

If you think you fit the criteria please post you application below


Post by Groupie » Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:38 pm

Hmmm, interesting.... Al wants a well endowed female? Isn't that a little kinky to take climbing? :shock:

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Post by Rastaman » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:09 am

Does that mean you want a she-male?

Post by » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:43 am

if you count the fingers on both hands - you will find that it is posible to have 10 groupies



Post by dogbreath » Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:22 am

I fit all your requirements , except one , it hopefully will not matter . How important is the female bit ?

Post by » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:27 pm

You're looking for someone who must have no interest in taking up climbing, right? Then they won't ever visit this forum, and you'll never find them...Just a thought, but good luck anyway. Unfortunately, I love climbing, so can't help you.

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