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[nosmo]

\"Johnny is old Drifter's bro
\"Johnny johnny shut up nou\"

<altogether now>

\"Johnny is nie dood nie x3
hy's net uuuuiiitgepaaaas\"

So clickety-click on
http://www.climbing.co.za/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?p=11462 and have yourself a nice warm cup of STFU.
Seems the manufacturer of this hypothetical rope thinks differently boet.

[Johnny_Knoxville]

It would not look good in front of their clientele for Vice/Southern to ignore fanta...

Is that a threat?

Who would listen with what he'd have to say if he did the test? Any takers?

I didnt say I wanted to do a rope test you tool. I'm quite happy with the SABS doing tests. I was just pointing out your arrogant attitude and quite frankly, unless you can provide your CV of climbing greatness to show your worthiness of this task then you should rather just STFU. Let's see it. Don't just expect everyone here is going to know who the hell \"Fanta\" is.

Fact: already it has been said that a length of rope will be made available for the biggest critic... (Not the most prolific climber)

Being a critic does not qualify you to judge. Being experienced beyond all others does, otherwise you're no more than the 'Barry Ronge' of the crags...and in this case, I can certainly see the similarities, especially when I watched your video...most definitly your \"Barry\" moment there!!!!!!!

[fanta]

Hey roid that was pretty soon

Or did that even take you by surprise

Please explain what is the link between you, Ropeworld, Vice, Southern etc. etc.

[fanta]

Hey Guest I look cool hey...

Actually it just shows how much of a team player I am coz that weekend just happened to be a dress up party... I just went all out...

Rag me all you want my friend it seems you stand alone... I got nothing to prove I just want that rope tested outside the lab by big hairy rugged mountaineers not just people in long white coats and thick glasses. If Rob accepts the challenge mission accomplished End of my story with Fanta's Fantasy; but it seems you and I are going to have to start our own thread so we can continue this issue you seem to have with me and not the rope.

[OneDogClimbing]

I think Johnny has some fudge in the pipeline, perhaps if we ignore him he'll leave. I'll volunteer to be the optimist.

['Barry Ronge']

Hey Johny boy if it's some care and attention you need in your life there are people that can help you with that...

[nosmo]

Quote:
It would not look good in front of their clientele for Vice/Southern to ignore fanta...

Is that a threat?

A threat to you, because you work for them?

[Johnny_Knoxville]

Hey Johny boy if it's some care and attention you need in your life there are people that can help you with that...

Hey Barry, I mean Fanta.....at least you are using your real name now.

I just want that rope tested outside the lab by big hairy rugged mountaineers

Maybe Fanta is Drifter's mysterious milkman? Sounds like you're getting turned on.

I think Johnny has some fudge in the pipeline

Dont we all. Looks like Fagta is game to 'test it out'!

[megawat]

Knoxious poor baby, at least I don't jump on other people's clever comments and try to recycle the fudge already lobbed against you. (Ick - used fudge!)

Maybe all that pent up aggression towards females is a throw back from your lack of mother-love. Need a good spanking?

[Drifter]

I am not related to Johnny_Knoxville. I am not Johnny_Knoxville.

I trust SABS testing however I can believe that they are not the only ones in the country that could test a climbing rope.

I think Fanta mentioned that there is no SABS data on the internet about testing a climbing rope that could be maybe because they don't publish there information on the internet for copy rights or they just haven't put it on the internet.

[OneDogClimbing]

Funny how as soon as Knoxville disappears Drifter is back?

@Megawat: Don't speak so idly about spankings, you might get us excited.

JOTD:
Mom cleans little Fred's room finds a stack of S&M mags behind his bed. Very upset, decides to wait for Dad to come home & assist. Mom shows Dad and asks him what they should do. Dad: \"We're certainly not going to spank him\"