shorti wanna go to boven

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shorti
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shorti wanna go to boven

Postby shorti » Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:16 pm

On the dawn of the rock rally it seems like I've run out of climbing partners (no I can belay, I promise :wink: ). Some of them claim they have to work, others say they have to study, one has a new girlfriend and chose her above me (fair enough I suppose) and a strew of 'em wants to go on holiday to watch whales of all things! The rest of my Friends think sport climbing is for sissies. I have already asked one of last years winners, but no reply :oops:. So if you take me I'll promise to brush me teeth, comb my hair and shower every day. I'll even carry your toebies and water, but you have to prepare it yourself (and while you're at it, I'm not to picky about what I have on my toebies). I'll have to climb with a horrendous handicap of 20 and will probably need a stretcher to get me back to camp after day 1 and a winch to get me up my red point next day. Hmmm what else? I'm a 27 year old tall dark dude looking for a male or a female with a good ape index :mrgreen:

PS. I'll check back in a couple of days to pick the best candidate so hurry up now and send me your proposals. Extra points for originality.

Heinrich
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Re: shorti wanna go to boven

Postby Heinrich » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:46 pm

hi, ek's blond, met 'n middeltjie saais AGT en 'n borsomtrek van 40". Streng gesproke maak dit my 'n prampoen, maar nietemin, ek kan klim. geniet dit veral met munky-fists en 7mm wasgoeddraad (jammer, in delmas los ons die skroefdraad in die nuts, hierdie puristiese bollie van gladde gate doen dit net nie vir my nie!)

So, as jy like, kan ons date. maar ek dink my ou gan jou moer - ons sal labola moet onderhandel: iets soos 'n Ford escort 3 liter, 'n pakkie Princeton Menthols en 'n nuwe pink geglasseerde flamink vir my tuin. En, o ja, my dwergie moet geverf word.

Net een probleempie: ek kan jou net saterdag uithelp - vrydag is 7de Laan, so no-go daarso, skattebol!

shorti
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Re: shorti wanna go to boven

Postby shorti » Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:32 am

Dude! NO! :lol: "my dwergie moet geverf word" - haha. Bring 'n nice wyn saam, ek sal ook. Btw ek gaan saam met Hector, trad op rock rally - yeah

Heinrich
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Re: shorti wanna go to boven

Postby Heinrich » Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:30 pm

RAD! dit gan cool wees - na my mening kan seker helfde of meer van daai roetes getrad word. Sien jou daar! ek bring goeie wyn...


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