On the dawn of the rock rally it seems like I've run out of climbing partners (no I can belay, I promise
). Some of them claim they have to work, others say they have to study, one has a new girlfriend and chose her above me (fair enough I suppose) and a strew of 'em wants to go on holiday to watch whales of all things! The rest of my Friends
think sport climbing is for sissies. I have already asked one of last years winners, but no reply
. So if you take me I'll promise to brush me teeth, comb my hair and shower every day. I'll even carry your toebies and water, but you have to prepare it yourself (and while you're at it, I'm not to picky about what I have on my toebies). I'll have to climb with a horrendous handicap of 20 and will probably need a stretcher to get me back to camp after day 1 and a winch to get me up my red point next day. Hmmm what else? I'm a 27 year old tall dark dude looking for a male or a female with a good ape index
PS. I'll check back in a couple of days to pick the best candidate so hurry up now and send me your proposals. Extra points for originality.