Here is the LONG version of the constitution of the Scorn Committee.
So anyone that has anything to do with climbing whether it be up trees, on rocks or on their partners ....oops! Are members.It is decreed that a new climbing committee will be promulgated hence forth known as the “Scorn Committee”. The scorn committee members consists of ALL climbers and from time to time individual members’ actions and utterances will be scrutinized and then subjected to scorn. The club-house for the scorn committee is anywhere that climbers gather. A quorum is 5 members of which all will act as scornees and will also be scorned. All members will be jury and judge and plaintiff.
Once scorned the minutes of the meeting may be published on the internet.
Yours in scorning…..
The membership fees are a bottle of your favourite poison (most prefer whisky) bit egg nogs will do. I mean, whatever!
If you do not attend, you will still be scorned and worse. In fact, other than the minutes being published, which are generally quite forgiving, a scornee who does not attend will be shredded on Climb.co.za!
It takes much more courage to have your laundry washed in public than to do any X rated run out trad route dudes...
This is a meeting not to be missed!