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Grigri
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excuses, excuses!

Postby Grigri » Tue May 09, 2006 8:58 pm

What is the best / most outrageous excuse for poor climbing performance you have heard. Come on guys we are all full of them most of the time. Lets hear some peaches....

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Postby ClimbZA » Wed May 10, 2006 7:46 am

My dog ate my chalk.

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Postby fanta » Wed May 10, 2006 10:14 am

thats the excuss you use when you sniffed your chalk...

Newton should have been around today... gravity seems to be pulling harder than ever...

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Postby JonoJ » Wed May 10, 2006 10:30 am

I haven't climbed in months........ really!

You've all been forewarned now, I'll soon be using this one laaank!
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Postby Grigri » Wed May 10, 2006 12:50 pm

My belayer smokes..............................(Huh?).....................................

Everytime I reach a crux a cloud of marijuana wafts past and I forget what Im supposed to be doing!! 8)

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Postby JonoJ » Thu May 11, 2006 3:43 pm

Grigri wrote:My belayer smokes..............................(Huh?).....................................

Everytime I reach a crux a cloud of marijuana wafts past and I forget what Im supposed to be doing!! 8)


As long as you remember to breath.......... in .................. deeply............. you'll be okay!!
:)

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Postby Grigri » Thu May 11, 2006 8:08 pm

float through that crux! :lol:

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Postby Rastaman » Mon May 15, 2006 9:16 am

I like to fake a little accident on the walk-in.
Pretend to twist my ankle or strain a finger putting on my pack.
This way everyone sees the injury happen and the excuse is already half made.
Whats even better is when I crank well that day with my \"injury\" :lol:

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Postby Fred Fingers » Mon May 15, 2006 4:54 pm

\" jeewizz, i've been cranking so hard lately i can hardly lift my handbag\"

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Postby Hawkman » Mon May 15, 2006 6:50 pm

ClimbZA wrote:My dog ate my chalk.


Not far off that one. When I did my pilgrmage to Yosemite some Canadian climbers left some gear in the boot of their truck. Along comes a bear in the night and ate 2 pairs of climbing shoes, 5kg of oats, and a bag of chalk. Must have ended up with the worst case of spyt-kak that has ever befallen a bear... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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